Absolutely True and Completely Unexpected #8

Notice of appearance,

Hereby you are informed that you are due in the court of Houston 
on the 26 of January, 2014 at 10:00 am for the hearing of your case.
You are kindly asked to prepare and bring the documents relating to the case to Court on the specified date.

Please, download the copy of the court notice attached herewith to read the details.
Note: The case may be heard by the judge in your absence if you do not come.

Yours truly,
Moore Morris 
Clerk to the Court.

An Absolutely True and Unexpected Message #6 and #7

These two entries in the Get-Folks-to-Click-Here Olympics provided plenty of entertainment for me.
The first is remarkably legitimate seeming, from the subject line of “Your fedex.com will soon expire!” to the sender, “Fedex Online Service.” But all is revealed with “you have not access fedex.com…”

The second is obviously fake, and even omits my name from the “Dear ,” and lacks punctuation and capitalization,  but, well, maybe she is a very, very busy “62 yr old.” Lastly, her name changes at the end to the curious “Laura-Green,” which I find oddly appealing.

Absolutely True and Completely Unexpected Message #4

This appeared in my inbox yesterday. How unlikely for Mark Zuckerberg to have a Hotmail account! What an opportunity! Yeesh.

Dear Friend, 

My name is Mark Zuckerberg, Chief Executive Officer of Facebook. We have recently partnered up with Apple regarding a one-time test project today, we are finding people who can test the upcoming Apple iPad3 and keep it for free. Apple mackintosh want to make their product perfect before going public. We select users from our system database randomly and you have matched with our latest drawing. 

We are operating this project for one-day only. All you need to do is CLICK HERE to check out our web site made for this project and fill out the short survey to obtain your chance of test an iPad3 and keep it for free. Simply make sure you enter your email so we can locate our records to guarantee that we have reserved one for you. That’s it! 

If you have any question or concerns, feel free to e-mail me back. However, you need to claim 1st to ensure one will be set-aside for you before the deadline ends. We do understand that you may not receive this e-mail until after the deadline, but, we suggest you check out the web site to see if we still have yours on hold, which we often-times do because others may haven’t claimed theirs in time. 

Mark Zuckerberg 
CEO, Facebook