Notice of appearance,
Hereby you are informed that you are due in the court of Houston
on the 26 of January, 2014 at 10:00 am for the hearing of your case.
You are kindly asked to prepare and bring the documents relating to the case to Court on the specified date.
Please, download the copy of the court notice attached herewith to read the details.
Note: The case may be heard by the judge in your absence if you do not come.
Yours truly,
Moore Morris
Clerk to the Court.
Tag: dangerous things
The Landlords: Pruning
Pruning is a year-round hobby for the Landlords, along with splitting and stacking firewood by hand. There is a large maple at the top of the driveway growing out from a crotch made by an old dead stump and the piled-rock wall. It is the sort of volunteer tree that grows in an over-looked spot until one day it drops a huge limb and traps your cars on the other side. It has a lop-sided growing habit, extremely vertical branches, and a rotten-looking core. If it were a tree on my property I would have it removed. One weekend, the Landlord took it upon Himself to prune it, highlighting its inherent unattractiveness. He then used twine to tie several of the lower, live branches so that they make a better angle with the tree. The result was extremely startling for me, since it suddenly became impossible to see to the left from my car as I emerged from the driveway. Before I had a chance to say anything, though, the deer came along and ate every single green leaf on that branch, so it is now easy to see through.

An Absolutely True and Unexpected Message #6 and #7
The second is obviously fake, and even omits my name from the “Dear ,” and lacks punctuation and capitalization, but, well, maybe she is a very, very busy “62 yr old.” Lastly, her name changes at the end to the curious “Laura-Green,” which I find oddly appealing.
An Absolutely True and Unexpected Message #5
Once again, an exciting bit of information in my Hotmail inbox.
I didn’t know I was going to Chattanooga tomorrow! I wonder what airport I’m flying from. The subject line read “Your Order#656869506.” A zip file (39.4 KB) was enclosed!
From:American Airlines (order.id7079@aa.com)
Sent:Fri 2/10/12 6:01 PM
Hello
FLIGHT NUMBER AA982
ELECTRONIC 5830688
DATE & TIME / FEBRUARY 12, 2012, 09:30 AM
ARRIVING / Chattanooga
TOTAL PRICE / 112.78 USD
Please find your ticket attached.
To use your ticket you should print it.
Thank you for your attention.
American Airlines.