- They drop leaves on the floor.
- They don’t tell you they are hungry.
- Their names never really suit them, so I find them really hard to remember.
- They die.
- Dirt in a pot indoors is good for a cat to dig in.
- Dirt in a pot indoors is good for a cat to pee in.
- Dirt in a pot indoors is good for a cat to poop in.
- You are supposed to keep them alive.
- They never pay for dinner.
- Sometimes they get horrible little tiny insect infestations.
- They cast dreadful shadows.
- They fall off the shelves.
- Their methods of reproduction are very confusing.
- Most of them are poisonous.
- Any time anything interesting happens, they attribute the cause to a magical invisible being that lives in the dirt.
- They have all these needs (light, water) where you can’t give them too little or too much.
- Most of them look delicious to cats.
- They don’t know any funny jokes.
- They don’t help with housework, and they never answer the phone.
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