A List of Reasons Why You Are Not Going to Work on Monday









1. Rapture disappointment
2. Backlog of shoes that need polishing
3. Still depressed from Saturday’s prison grey skies
4. You just can’t find your glasses
5. It’s that, or quitting altogether
6. Need to get caught up on new Dr. Who episodes
7. Swing dancing injury
8. Practicing for next Monday’s day off
9. Going to go picket KUOW about the firing of Cliff Mass
10. Bad clam
11. You don’t actually have a job

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